I Ran Out of Tomb Raider Jokes...

by GM Fright, 25 days ago

That's why I didn't post about our Heroic Kil'Jaeden kill until now.  It's been so long, I don't even remember when we killed him... Was it 2 months ago?  2 years ago?  20 years ago?  I'm feeling very confused.

HOWEVER!  Antorus is released in a week and a half!  I know that much!  Get ready to raid again, you slack-jawed dumb-faces!  We're doing a warm-up raid on Sunday the 26th, and hopping into Antorus for the first time on Thursday the 30th.  Get your weapon leveled and get ready!

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Do Angelina Jolie Jokes Count? Billy Bob Thornton! Ha! #2!

by GM Fright, 86 days ago

Heroic Avatar is Dead.  A REALLY LONG TIME AGO! I'm doing a terrible job at posting things on time this raid!  FUCK YOU ANYWAY!

One last fucker to go, and he's almost dead already!  Hooray!

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I Don't Actually Know Much About The Tomb Raider Games...

by GM Fright, 118 days ago

Heroic Maiden of Vigilance is dead!  Kind of a long time ago...!  You think posting this shit is the most important thing I've got going on in my life?!?!  Well it's not!  Fuck you!!

Anyway... Just two assholes left to kill!  Hooray!

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Lara Croft's Got Nothing On Us! (That's 1...)

by GM Fright, 139 days ago

Heroic Sisters of the Moon, Mistress Sassz'ine, and Desolate Host are all dead!  Another trifecta in one night, can't beat that!

We've got three more assholes to go, and they aren't going to be walks in the park!  Study up, be prepared, and let's fuck this place!

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How Many Tomb Raider Jokes Will I Make?!?!

by GM Fright, 161 days ago

 

 

 

Heroic Goroth, Demonic Inquisition, and Harjatan are all dead!  We've also fully cleared Normal mode!  Lara Croft would be proud!

The easy stuff's out of the way, it's going to get more difficult from here on.  Be prepared, jerks!

 

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So Many Gul'dans to Kill, So Many Timelines To Kill Him In

by GM Fright, 239 days ago

Heroic Gul'dan is dead!  Over a week ago!  Who has time to post silly pictures on silly websites anymore?!  THIS JOB IS TOO DIFFICULT!!

We'll be clearing the whole place a couple more times, then going on break until Tomb opens up.  Keep leveling up your weapon and working on your gear, I want to roll into Tomb ready to kill shit!

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Dodge! Duck! Dip! Dive! And.... Dodge!

by GM Fright, 253 days ago

Heroic Magistrix is dead!  We got Gul'dan pretty close a few times, we'll get him next week no problem.  Then we'll farm for a few weeks, then take a nice little break until Tomb of Sargeras opens!  Hooray!

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