JunkrFriend
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re: App: Junkr
 by Junkr on 04/06/2010 5:25 pm
The application submitted by Junkr is as follows:
| Quote: | Name : Junkr
Game : World of Warcraft
Server : US - Suramar
Level : 80
Gender : Male
Faction : Alliance
Race : Human
Class : Mage
Spec 1 : Fire
Spec 2 : Frost
WoW Armory
be.imba.hu
WoW Heroes
How old are you?:
Toddler
Please list your raid ready characters and their class/spec, beginning with your main.:
Junkr, TotwFire Mage. Lorilli, HolyPriest
Which of these characters are you primarily applying with, and would you be willing to switch if needed?:
My priest. I have 7 IRL friends who all play on alliance side, so it'd be very difficutl for me to switch my main.
Please provide a **brief** history of your WoW playtime, raiding experience, former guilds, etc.:
I wonn'd the game but now it has wonn'd back. I want to wonn'd again. What do.
~My previous guilds include The Burninators and Too Many Turtles.
Why have you decided to apply to The Art of Ruin?:
In all seriousness, you guys are the raddest fuckin group of people I've played with and now that I have a GG comp, and am serious about playing, I'd love to play with you again (gig). As indicated above though, I don't think I can realistically transfer my Mage over because I have a lot of IRL friends who play alliance side, including my girlfriend and twin brother and we do shit a lot. However I assure you that I don't suck as a priest, rather I'm pretty confident in clearing everything up to the Lich King in my current gear and would have no problems doing whatever is necessary, whether that mean going disc or shadow or... whatever..... necess...ary....
Which of these do you feel you most intimately relate to?:
H1N1
Among the following, which would you rather see?:
ham sandwich
Please explain your previous two answers in no less than 10,000 words.:
Ten thousand words eh? YE ASK AND YE SHALL RECEIVE BROSKI.
In the harsh winters of 2009, many a person was inflicted with a serious virus designated as H1N1, or SWINE FLU as many refer to it. As I am a superior human being and formally known as the king of the ants, I thought that such a fate could never happen to me. But, as any knowledgeable human being knows, stories with this type of tonal quality usually being with some sort of irony, and this is no different.
In the 2 minutes or so that it took me to type out that brilliant masterpiece I've decided TO HELL WITH YOUR FOOLISH IDEALS. But I'll still answer your question.
I got swine flu once (fo real) and I am actually this guy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YC1CUl4XcZc
so any mention of food gets me hot.
Thank you for your interest in our guild, we will get back to you shortly on the status of your application.
Application Availability Info:
Sunday -> Don't Know
Monday -> Always
Tuesday -> Always
Wednesday -> Always
Thursday -> Always
Friday -> Don't Know
Saturday -> Don't Know |
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GM FrightOfficer
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re: APPROVED - App: Junkr - by GM Fright
by GM Fright on 04/06/2010 6:36 pm
OH YA?!?!?!
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GM FrightOfficer
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re: APPROVED - App: Junkr - by GM Fright
by GM Fright on 04/06/2010 8:42 pm
get your priest over and we'll get him into the guild. we'll talk about what spec and what sort of raiding schedule and all that we can work out later.
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JunkrFriend
Joined: 10 Dec 2009
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re: APPROVED - App: Junkr - by GM Fright
by Junkr on 04/07/2010 11:47 am
I'll be xferring on Friday.
Sadly I'm unemployed now (damn movie gallery and their Chapter 11) so money is a bit tight, not that I can't afford it, just waiting for my last check so I don't suddenly try to get some food or something and realize I'm broke.
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re: APPROVED - App: Junkr - by GM Fright
by Brasidas! on 04/07/2010 1:22 pm
Dude that video. What in the fuck
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re: APPROVED - App: Junkr - by GM Fright
by Wreckrium on 04/11/2010 12:19 am
Junkr! I'm glad you're bringing a toon over to the Horde side!
Ok. Bye.
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JunkrFriend
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re: APPROVED - App: Junkr - by GM Fright
by Junkr on 04/18/2010 11:23 pm
MesiÅ (alt 3 2 1 5 for the crazy A)
Look for me chums. Or else I'm gonna join Galt.
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