DECLINED - App: Rednuht - by GM Fright

[Jurdin]

The application submitted by Rednuht is as follows:

Name : Jurdin
Game : World of Warcraft
Server : US - Suramar
Level : 80
Gender : Male
Faction : Horde
Race : Undead
Class : Warrior
Spec 1 : Fury
Spec 2 : Protect


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How old are you?:
18-20

Please list your raid ready characters and their class/spec, beginning with your main.:
Jurdin Fury Warrior, Rednuht Resto Shaman.

Which of these characters are you primarily applying with, and would you be willing to switch if needed?:
Jurdin. I wouldn't really be willing to switch because I have a lot more fun playing on my warrior.

Please provide links to a recent WoW Web Stats, World of Logs, etc. link for the character you are applying with.:
I don't have any very recent wws that I have access to beause I left my last guild and no longer have access to their forums.

Please provide a **brief** history of your WoW playtime, raiding experience, former guilds, etc.:
I have played wow since the start of BC raided Kara through killing all of BT during that expansion then in WotLK have experience killing everything but Arthas in ICC or anything in the new zone.

Why have you decided to apply to The Art of Ruin?:
I have decided to apply to Art of Ruin because I am in love with one of your members. I know him as Ritzman you most likely know him as Bananashroom. I have been taking a break from wow since the end of may due to a computer explosion, but alas I have given in and just ordered an Alienware Aurora ALX and will need to feed my wow addiction once again. I am also applying to Art of Ruin because you guys seem to be a pretty good team so far and are doing end game content which is the main reason why I play this game.

Which of these do you feel you most intimately relate to?:
Ham Sandwich

Among the following, which would you rather see?:
a cowhorse

Please explain your previous two answers in no less than 10,000 words.:
Well ham sandwhich. Also a cowhorse. 10,000 words. I'd also just like to say my new comp won't be here until around the 20th of August so that is when I will be able to log on and show you what I can do.

Thank you for your interest in our guild, we will get back to you shortly on the status of your application.

Application Availability Info:
Sunday -> Always
Monday -> Always
Tuesday -> Always
Wednesday -> Always
Thursday -> Always
Friday -> Always
Saturday -> Always

[Bananashroom]

MY LOVER! WHERE ART THOU HAVE YOU BEEN! i miss you. oartun hasnt really fulfil up appetite.

[Oartun45]

HE OBVIOUSLY DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO PLAY THE GAME AND SHOULDN'T BE LET IN BECAUSE HE IS A DOODOOFACE

[Jurdin]

I didn't know oartun was here. He is so cute. I have a 14 inch Epeen btw and dps of OVER 1000!

[Wreckrium]

Hey Jurdin...

We're not looking for any DPS Warriors right now, perhaps Prot to fill in our tanking needs, but with a pair of us Fury Warriors already doing our thing, anymore is massive overkill. I know you're at least a pretty good player based on the brief time we raided together and I wish I could offer you a spot, I just don't have any idea how we could swing it without completely overloading our Melee.

I wish you played a Ret Paladin, Vapor could use a friend, but that's about the only Melee I can even blink at right now.

[Jurdin]

Well ain't that funny I just happen to have a level 68 paladin sitting there doing nothing but beating off to gay porn. If you want I can likely have him to 80 by the 25? Then I can spam heroics n shit to gear up to your level then I will ninja loot everything that drops in your raids?

[Jurdin]

Although I would also be interested in running as prot until a dps spot opened up.

[Wreckrium]

Jurdin wrote:

Well ain't that funny I just happen to have a level 68 paladin sitting there doing nothing but beating off to gay porn. If you want I can likely have him to 80 by the 25? Then I can spam heroics n shit to gear up to your level then I will ninja loot everything that drops in your raids?

These kinds of things would be up to Fright. We're really trying to stop bringing in people we need to gear at all, but that's not to say we couldn't find room for a Ret Paladin w/ a solid offspec.

I'll toss it around in my head a little bit, but no promises... at the very, very least I think we can probably work something out where you can contribute in Cataclysm, but I'll talk to Fright when my home net comes back up and see if we can brainstorm a way to help you out.

[Jurdin]

That works for me. Even if you guys wouldn't mind tossing me a social invite where I could just contribute to ten mans and when you are in desperate need of people for 25's I would be very happy with that.

[GM Fright]

Jurdin,

Thanks for you interest in the guild, we take every application as a compliment. However, here's the facts: we are currently full on fury warriors; we don't have a Friend rank, and don't do social invites; we don't invite low level players in the hopes of them reaching max level and raid ready gear in any reasonable amount of time.

In light of those facts, I'm afraid we have to decline your application this time around. You do, though, obviously come with high recommendations from other members of the guild, and I don't take that kind of thing lightly. My advice, and I sincerely hope you take it, is to keep us in mind as Cataclysm moves closer, level your pally, and maybe at the expansion or soon after we will have need for one of your available characters.

Good luck, and I hope to see you around in the future.
-Fright