Let the story continues....

[Siletense]

an heroic.

[Lydecker Lies]

Which obviously meant that, in two weeks,

[Ourstateobzen]

when Jupiter and Sirius aligned in the night sky,

[Siletense]

the greatest, most spectacular sight would be seen by all across the world. That magnificent sight was...

[Junkr]

Balls

[Lydecker Lies]

. Meatballs, to be more precise. Suddenly, all the meatballs and the spaghetti

[GM Fright]

in the world spoiled and rotted and became inedible. A terrible famine enveloped the world, followed by plagues and wars and natural disasters, creating an endless sea of death and destruction. Then, from the midst of the turmoil of the Great Spaghetti Famine Wars arose a world leader with a simple message: "Follow me, and you shall have spaghetti."

And the world followed him, but unfortunately for them, he turned out to be the Anti-Christ. Maybe if all the faithful and righteous hadn't willingly given their lives to save others during the wars, someone would have remembered something about all that. Oh well. They all died, were judged, and burned in hell until the end of the universe, which, lucky for them, was only a couple more years down the road.

In the next universe, God finally took Gabriel's advice and left humans out of the whole thing. It went much more smoothly for everyone involved.

The end.

[GM Fright]

Let's put this one to rest, I think it was going nowhere, and it was getting there very slowly...

Several Idiots in The Art of Ruin wrote:

In the beginning, CLEARLY, the was an object, an object of a truly delectable nature. Such was the power of its deliciousness, those who partook of it could see fit to call it naught but the mellow cola. There is a manga about Gourmet Hunters and such called Toriko. I don't see how this is all that important because in the beginning, there was NO object whatsoever, only a lord baby Jesus! And this little baby Jesus was sponsored by NASCAR, snarf snarf. The lord baby Jesus took a stroll down the street while wearing his hat and cane, whistling to the tune of "Excalibur, Excalibur From United K I'm looking for Heaven I'm going to California Excalibur Excalibur Excalibur!" The general reaction was utter disgust by everyone. It was so bad that Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber wrote terrible comments on his YouTube video. Some of the remarks were, "who does your hair? It looks like a baby pigeon defecated all over it and then the defecation vomited on it." This comment infuriated Jesus, and he began swearing profusely in Spanish. This was, afterall, Jesus (Hey-soos) Garza, not to be confused with out Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. Jesus decided to do something about all the ugliness on the internet, so he went to the corporate headquarters of The Internet, Inc., in Amarillo, TX, and demanded to speak to the CEO. Of course, the security guards did not take him very seriously, until Jesus pulled out the Sword of Truth and cut off two of the guards' heads. Seeing this, the third guard called for backup, but Jesus Garza screamed the Mexican Battle Cry and cut off their heads, too. That third guard, who's name was Cal, was terrified. Covered in his co-workers' blood, he decided to fight fire with fire. He reached behind the Security Guard desk, and pulled forth the Sword of Justice. He settled into his stance across the room from Jesus and the Sword of Truth. The two men eyed each other for several long moments. The tension hung thick in the air. Cal could taste it. With lightning speed, Jesus threw out paper and Cal threw out scissors. Jesus, in a fearful rampage, yelled out "Excalibur, Excalibur From United K I'm looking for Heaven I'm going to California Excalibur Excalibur Excalibur!" The general reaction was nothing but the word, NYAN. They then came upon this piece of shit. "Shutup," yelled Cal. "I refuse to listen to your idiotic words any longer!" He decided he would shut Jesus up, once and for all. He reached into his pocket, which contained a small locket, inside which was and even smaller locket, which contained a locket even smaller than the last, with an exquisitely engraved cover. The image carved into the cover depicted Fright's ginormous faggotry. It was so large that the engraving actually spread onto the larger locket that the smallest locket was inside of. Upon further inspection, one could clearly tell that this was no mere locket. In face, this locket was an heroic. Which obviously meant that, in two weeks, when Jupiter and Sirius aligned in the night sky, the greatest, most spectacular sight would be seen by all across the world. That magnificent sight was... Balls. Meatballs, to be more precise. Suddenly, all the meatballs and the spaghetti in the world spoiled and rotted and became inedible. A terrible famine enveloped the world, followed by plagues and wars and natural disasters, creating an endless sea of death and destruction. Then, from the midst of the turmoil of the Great Spaghetti Famine Wars arose a world leader with a simple message: "Follow me, and you shall have spaghetti." And the world followed him, but unfortunately for them, he turned out to be the Anti-Christ. Maybe if all the faithful and righteous hadn't willingly given their lives to save others during the wars, someone would have remembered something about all that. Oh well. They all died, were judged, and burned in hell until the end of the universe, which, lucky for them, was only a couple more years down the road. In the next universe, God finally took Gabriel's advice and left humans out of the whole thing. It went much more smoothly for everyone involved. The end.

[Siletense]

double bump