Hello, and welcome to Sile's guide to eating on a work and raiding schedule. If you're a retard that can't get a decent meal on raid days because you come home too late, then this guide is for you. You can do this process before leaving for work or the day prior if you don't have time.
Step #1
Add chicken or pork to your slow cooker.
Step #2
Chop green pepper, onion, and any other veggies you want and add to the chicken.
(Habaneros for flavor and spice)
Step #3
Add seasonings, garlic, and sauces.
Step #4 (optional)
If you're making this the day before, refrigerate until the day of consumption.
Step #5
The day you plan to eat it, put it in the cooker on low and let sit for 8 hours.
Step #6
Go to work you lazy sack of shit!
Step #7
When you get back from work grab your favorite adult beverage you think you deserve (even though you don't because you don't actually do shit at work).
Step #8
Grab rice from your rice cooker and place in bowl.
Step #9
Be proud of the amazing smelling Luau Chicken you made.
Step #10
Enjoy your meal while getting your shit pushed in by BRF bosses and listening to your shitty raid lead's annoying voice.
It is important to note that all of these steps can be done using any slow cooker recipe or can be done multiple days prior and the refrigerated leftovers can be reheated in only a few short minutes on raid days. I hope you've enjoyed Sile's guide to not being a fuck-stick and remember that only two things come from Texas, Steers and Queers.
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