It's Gone! It's All Gone!
What are we going to do, ?!?!
All the guild's money.... it's gone!
Ok, well, not ALL of the money, but A LOT of the money! Implement emergency fiscal measures! Stop buying flasks for raiders! No more BOE's for undergeared raiders! Don't offer to pay a recruit's server transfer with a token! No more guild-funded cocaine and hooker parties!
TURN OFF GUILD REPAIRS!!!!
That's right, even guild repairs need to be turned off! We can't afford to fund the welfare state for these lazy, no good ingrates! They probably aren't even from this server! They probably don't even speak AMERICAN! Shut it down! Cut them off! FUCK THEM ALL!
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Sorry about that. Got a little carried away. Look, we just need to stabilize the budget. Eliminate the deficit. Build up some reserves! Then we'll be fine! If we could get the funds in the guild bank back up to, I dunno, 500,000g? Then we could coast! The problem is, there's no more raid-drop BOEs for the guild to sell! That's how raiding guilds made their money in the good old days, back before OBAMA... THANKS OBAMA... Now they have to whore themselves out to people that want to be carried through end game content. Well I won't do it! That sounds awful!
So let's just do it the old fashioned way: extort our OWN members!! If we can get the funds in the bank back up to half a million gold, we'll turn guild repairs back on!
Well?! Start "fundraising"! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......
Requirements:
-- 500,000g / 500,000g
Reward:
Guild Repairs will be turned back on! What an investment! We've still got a couple years of this expansion left, and SO many progression bosses to wipe on over and over and over again... it will pay off big time!
QUEST COMPLETE!