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re: Let the story begins...
by Alinthsux on 03/06/2011 3:46 am
gay. The gayest of gays. But that was neither here nor there
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re: Let the story begins...
by GM Fright on 03/08/2011 1:36 am
, because Obzen is not important to this story at all. He is, in fact, so unimportant that just talking about him runs the risk of making us unimportant as well. So instead, we'll move on to the real meat of this whole mess, and that occurred, of course, when Azakel
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re: Let the story begins...
by Somosito on 03/08/2011 1:24 pm
was browsing over patch notes one day and became very upset.
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re: Let the story begins...
by Ourstateobzen on 03/08/2011 5:27 pm
He noticed that, unlike what was previously announced, the Death Coil spell effect was NOT being changed to a kitten. To voice his protest, he immediately rushed to the forums and started a QQ thread entitled
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re: Let the story begins...
by GM Fright on 03/08/2011 6:26 pm
"Blowfish and Prostitutes: A User's Guide to Homemade Time Machines (for Dummies!)"
With this manifesto completed, his life's work finally etched into the solid stone of the internets, Azakel filled the back of his van with two and a quarter tons of nitro-glycerin, and
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re: Let the story begins...
by Somosito on 03/08/2011 9:43 pm
after painting "FREE CANDY" on the side, he
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re: Let the story begins...
by Siletense on 03/24/2011 10:25 pm
decided that this forum needed to be bumped so he telepathically told Siletense to do so. Sile did and then
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re: Let the story begins...
by GM Fright on 03/24/2011 10:30 pm
choked to death on some of Azakel's candy. Azakel then proceeded to rape sile's dead body, the whole time yelling, "
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re: Let the story begins...
by Somosito on 03/24/2011 10:42 pm
"ANYTHING YOU CAN DO I CAN DO BETTER!" Suddenly, he
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re: Let the story begins...
by GM Fright on 03/24/2011 11:05 pm
pulled out, whispering softly into sile's dead ear, "
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re: Let the story begins...
by Lydecker Lies on 03/25/2011 8:13 am
I think I haven't ever seen such
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re: Let the story begins...
by GM Fright on 03/25/2011 10:15 am
a vibrantly purple rhinoceros!" Then he fell asleep.
Meanwhile, across the street in the pawn shop, Shib and his wife were purchasing
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re: Let the story begins...
by cnospam on 03/25/2011 10:32 am
a bibliography on the life of
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re: Let the story begins...
by Ourstateobzen on 03/25/2011 10:51 am
someone with absolutely no social significance or cultural importance whatsoever. In fact, the most interesting thing this person ever did was
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re: Let the story begins...
by GM Fright on 03/25/2011 2:15 pm
live their life in such a literary way that their biography could instead be called a bibliography. This person read so many books and lived by the words within them so accurately that his life was very literally defined by those books.
Then Saurial died from choking on his own tongue. This, like the life of the bibliography-biographed person, was exceptionally unimportant.
Shib, however,
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