Let the story begins...

[Siletense]

decided that finding the book was cause for celebration. So they proceeded to

[Lydecker Lies]

the nearest mini-golf course, where he, his wife, and his imaginary best friend Toto began

[cnospam]

trying on bowling shoes to play mini golf in cause everyone knows sliding to the putt is awesome however,

[GM Fright]

the first time he tried it, his left leg broke off, and he proceeded to bleed to death. Kiirin also died of unknown causes during that disastrous putt-putt game. Pex cried himself to sleep that night because of the tragedy, and never woke up, having died of a broken heart. Upon hearing the news, Tavie fainted and hit his head on the curb, crushing his skull and placing him in a coma. He died after living the life of a vegetable for 15 years. Grimmer had tried to catch him, but reacted too slowly. He never forgave himself for this, and shot himself the next week. Klik was the first policeman on the scene of Grimmer's suicide, and upon seeing the walls splattered with his friend's blood, he went crazy, pulled his service revolver, and shot the two CSI's with him, Yeetawh and Felixzero. Then he, too, shot himself. At the funeral, Amminidab jumped onto the coffin, screamed out, "I LOVED YOU FELIX!" opened his jacket to reveal the bomb underneath, and detonated it, killing everyone. Among the first to die due to her proximity to the bomb was Savalia. Kaasi died at the hospital hours later after prolonged suffering. He was buried next to the already dead Saurial.

The Art of Ruin was forced to recruit all new healers.

[Siletense]

This really took its toll on the the already unstable Fright. This was just to much for him. He

[Ourstateobzen]

proceeded to then write 67 operas and 46 concertos, all heralding his joy of never having to deal with his god-awful healers ever again. Being the inventor of warcraft that he is, he then proceeded to make all melee attacks, ranged attacks, and spell casts heal the user for 101% (just in case) of their max health, so he would never EVER have to EVER have ANY healers EVER again.

And there was much rejoicing. During the feast, the ghosts of Fright's dead healers decided to haunt him. They started their haunting by

[Yeetawh]

by spitting in all the food. And so the members of Art of Ruin did did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats.

After giggling about their evil deed for a good 29.76 seconds the ghosts of the healers then proceeded to

[cnospam]

forcing fright to attend a barry manillo/justin beiber duet. But the joke was on them as friught professed," Duh, i'm a fanillo!! However did you think I got this voice!! And Beiber, he's to die for. I mean look at that hair, IT'S EXACTLY LIKE MINE!!!!!" But that couldn't do soo they went back to plotting and when they finally returned they forced Fright to

[Siletense]

heal the entire Chimeran fight on hard more with nothing but a single band-aid and a mostly empty tube of vagisil. The torture was just to much for him to handle. The healers after getting their revenge

[Yeetawh]

addressed an even more important topic, more important than the haunting of Fright: Why was the ghost of the deceased Saurial continuing to haunt them with spelling and grammatical errors?
Pex's theory was that

[GM Fright]

it was all a terrible nightmare. As soon as he said this, they all woke up! And then they remembered that they were all dead, so this time they stayed that way, never to bother anyone ever ever again. Hallelujah!

The next day,

[Lydecker Lies]

they decided to go for ice cream. However,

[GM Fright]

they were still dead, so they couldn't go. They couldn't do anything, because they were all dead.

Then some other living people completely unrelated to all the dead healers went to

[Ourstateobzen]

the forest. Why did they go to the forest, you may ask? Well, I'll tell you. You see, Junkr

[Amminidabtree]

is a lazy retard, but the main reason that they went to the forest was to