Let the story continues....

GM Fright · Officer Joined: 01 May 2008 Posts: 2698

In the beginning,

Amminidabtree · Joined: 20 May 2010 Posts:

CLEARLY,

Siletense · Raider Joined: 02 Aug 2009 Posts: 426

there was an object,

Ourstateobzen · Joined: 06 Jul 2010 Posts:

an object of a truly delectable nature. Such was the power of its deliciousness, those who partook of it could see fit to call it naught but

Griiiiiiimmer · Friend Joined: 28 May 2009 Posts: 276

the mellow cola. There is a manga all about Gourmet Hunters and such called Toriko. I don't see how this is all that important because

Bananashroom · Joined: 30 Jun 2009 Posts:

in the beginning,

Lydecker Lies · Friend Joined: 08 Nov 2009 Posts: 426

there was NO object whatsoever, only a

cnospam · Joined: 18 Sep 2010 Posts:

lord baby jesus!! And this little baby jesus was sponsored by

Alinthsux · Joined: 08 Jan 2011 Posts:

NASCAR

Amminidabtree · Joined: 20 May 2010 Posts:

, snarf snarf. The lord baby jesus took a stroll down the street while wearing his hat and cane, whistling to the tune of

Griiiiiiimmer · Friend Joined: 28 May 2009 Posts: 276

Siletense · Raider Joined: 02 Aug 2009 Posts: 426

utter disgust by everyone. It was so bad

Amminidabtree · Joined: 20 May 2010 Posts:

that Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber wrote terrible comments on his youtube video. Some of the remarks were

Siletense · Raider Joined: 02 Aug 2009 Posts: 426

"who does your hair? It looks like a baby pigeon defecated all over it and then the defecation vomited on it." This comment

GM Fright · Officer Joined: 01 May 2008 Posts: 2698

infuriated Jesus, and he began swearing profusely in Spanish. The was, afterall, Jesus (Hey-soos) Garza, not to be confused with our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.

Jesus decided to do something about all the ugliness on the Internet, so he went to the corporate headquarters of The Internet, Inc., in Amarillo, TX, and demanded to speak to the CEO. Of course, the security guards did not take him very seriously, until