Why the guild bank should buy me a spectral tiger

[Griiiiiiimmer]

I told Tavie that the guild bank should buy me a spectral tiger and hopefully me listing the reasons why will help him expedite the process.

1. Its relevant

Despite the addition of spectral mounts from Tol Barad (which I use on a consistent basis) and the Scroll Of Resurrection flying mounts the spectral tiger is still somehow still compelling.

2. I deserve it

My recent performance in the recent raid logs should show that my output on various fights to be of incalculable worth. I believe I should be awarded accordingly.

3. Its reasonably priced

After exhausting the amount in the gbank 50 of us would need to chip in a further 10k, 5 of us contribute 100k, or some combination totaling 1000k.

4. It is useful

As apposed to the traveler's tundra mammoth that has vendor and repairs, this mount has a relative uniqueness that is both eye catching and distinctive. Quality players will be mysteriously compelled to ask me where I got it and be compelled to join.


I am sure there are more reasons to add but they probably wouldn't be as important as the ones I have already listed.

[GM Fright]

Compelling, concise, convincing.

I've never been so thoroughly influenced by any single argument in all my life.

Buy this man a Spectral Tiger!

[Siletense]

I give this my seal of approval as well.

[Amminidabtree]

Fuck you and the shit you want.

I'm not impressed.

[Masticrom]

This message has my Seal....of approval

[Griiiiiiimmer]

They need to make Seal of Approval a minor glyph for paladins.

[Siletense]

Masticrom wrote:

This message has my Seal....of approval

I don't see a seal, nor did you say it was official, therefore I am calling you an impostor!